For some unknown reason i purchased a bag of sunflower seeds a few weeks ago. I haven't cracked a seed for almost year, not since my "Crowning Achievement" incident a while back (the tooth is the same one that i crack seeds with).
I've gone through 3 bags in less than 2 weeks, 1 BBQ flavored and 2 ranch. It's an addiction that mocks my caffeine habit. Or compliments it, maybe? I even dumped half a bag down my shirt (accidentally, of course) and spent the whole day with ranch flavored nipples.
Could be worse i reckon.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Money
Apperently, JerryLoss.com is worth $876 dollars!
According to the folks at websiteoutlook.com i make $1.20 per day off ad revenue. I wish that were that case!
Lets try the math:
$1.20 * 365days = $438 per year
I've had it for 9 years, so $438 * 9years = $3,942!
Holy buckets I'm rich!
You all better start paying up :-)
According to the folks at websiteoutlook.com i make $1.20 per day off ad revenue. I wish that were that case!
Lets try the math:
$1.20 * 365days = $438 per year
I've had it for 9 years, so $438 * 9years = $3,942!
Holy buckets I'm rich!
You all better start paying up :-)
Thursday, April 30, 2009
30?
There once was a guy named Jerry,
As he got older his back became hairy.
So for his birthday affair,
He asked for a bottle of Nair,
And his back was no longer scary!
As he got older his back became hairy.
So for his birthday affair,
He asked for a bottle of Nair,
And his back was no longer scary!
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Translating the Preamble to the Constitution into Manegment speak:
Team,
An initiative has been established to Increase our cooperative efficiencies, reliable transgression testing, create domestic wealth, thoroughly eradicate all American enemies, issue free handouts paid for by hard working blue collar person, and lock in low prime rates, we have establish this project and associated TRS entries for tracking.
Translated from the constitution of the United States of America:
“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,[1] promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”
Monday, December 15, 2008
Christmassy post #3 ...i think...
Hi all, i hope you have a wonderful holiday season!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Crowning Achievment
I went to the dentist yesterday to fix a mistake the Navy dentists made when i was in boot camp 10 years ago.
The Dentist was a new hire to the office. His last job was..? Navy Dentist.
So I of course asked if he would fix it "Pro Bono" but he politely declined.
The major part of the process went fine, until it came time to fit a temporary crown. After about 30 unsuccessful attempts, the Dental Assistant finally made one fit by modifying it with an angle grinder (that oddly resembles my Dremmel tool) and a hacksaw.
She squeezed some goop into the new temporary crown, put it over the tooth, made me bight down on a wadded up piece of gauze for a few minutes. I lay back, Watching "Malcolm in the middle" on their complimentary TV service, trying not to laugh. I think they have comedy shows playing just to increase the torture ratio.
After a few minutes, I open my mouth and she starts cutting away the extra "cement" that formed around the base of the tooth. She has the "suction" device in there as well to suck up all the leftover cement. Next thing I hear is "Oh crap" and she runs out of the room.
I wasn't sure if it was the "oh crap" or a commercial that caused my attention to be diverted back to the task at hand, so I cautiously probe the new crown with my tongue. Or, as I discovered, where the crown was suppose to be. She comes back in a few minutes later, with the crown in a towel. Apparently it was sucked into the suction thingy. So we went through the whole process over again with cementing it down. She made me bight down a little longer then before. This time it turned out okay.
I should have asked if she cleaned the crown first before it was re-used.
The Dentist was a new hire to the office. His last job was..? Navy Dentist.
So I of course asked if he would fix it "Pro Bono" but he politely declined.
The major part of the process went fine, until it came time to fit a temporary crown. After about 30 unsuccessful attempts, the Dental Assistant finally made one fit by modifying it with an angle grinder (that oddly resembles my Dremmel tool) and a hacksaw.
She squeezed some goop into the new temporary crown, put it over the tooth, made me bight down on a wadded up piece of gauze for a few minutes. I lay back, Watching "Malcolm in the middle" on their complimentary TV service, trying not to laugh. I think they have comedy shows playing just to increase the torture ratio.
After a few minutes, I open my mouth and she starts cutting away the extra "cement" that formed around the base of the tooth. She has the "suction" device in there as well to suck up all the leftover cement. Next thing I hear is "Oh crap" and she runs out of the room.
I wasn't sure if it was the "oh crap" or a commercial that caused my attention to be diverted back to the task at hand, so I cautiously probe the new crown with my tongue. Or, as I discovered, where the crown was suppose to be. She comes back in a few minutes later, with the crown in a towel. Apparently it was sucked into the suction thingy. So we went through the whole process over again with cementing it down. She made me bight down a little longer then before. This time it turned out okay.
I should have asked if she cleaned the crown first before it was re-used.
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