Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Grammer

There once was a guy named Jerry
His grammar was weak and wary
If only he could spell, maybe he would sell
and make a million dollars in a hurry!

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Haha, Maybe i should write a book called "Stupid Jerry sayings and his nonsense poetry"

That will be sure to net a million dollars!

So i was thinking

I was thinking that i need a million dollars. I'm not sure what i would do with it, but I'm positive that I'll figure it out. Now the question is, how do i get a million dollars? I could save 5 dollars a day, and find a place to get %10 return on my money, but that takes 42 years for it to equal a million dollars. (yes, i did the math). I could work my way up the corporate ladder, and become some sort of chief executive officer.... hahaha, ya right. So maybe money laundering, extortion, bank robbery ....naw, i don't want to get into *to much* trouble. Huh, ideas to ponder. (or Pander..? haha)

Sunday, June 03, 2007