Alarm goes of at 5:00am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:07am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:14am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:21am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:28am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:35am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:42am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:49am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 5:56am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 6:01am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 6:08am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 6:15am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 6:22am. \snooze\
Alarm goes of at 6:29am. \snooze\
Cell Phone Alarm goes of at 6:30am.
Get out of bed at 6:40
Find pants and shirt 6:44
Iron pants and shirt 6:48
Leave for work at 6:55
Park at 7:01
walk up the stairs (see previous post)
Login at my computer at 7:10
At work breakfast:
(1) bowl of muesli, organic, with hot water from the coffee pot
(1/2) bag of Peppered beef jerky
(1) Cup of free work coffee
(3) slices of wheat bread (purchased from a gas station)
Check Email
Read the headlines at www.fark.com
Start work at 7:30..ish
That's my typical morning. Except for the beef jerky. That was a treat!
I know you thinking "Where's the bacon?!"
I consider bacon a "supper" food, not a breakfast. People don't take breakfast seriously, and bacon needs to be taken seriously.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
The Elevator Conspiracy
I've noticed a lot of change in the last 20 years. Small shifts in thinking, small changes in every day process. Most people would assume it's "progress", but i know the truth.
It's the Elevators.
Let me explain, It all starts with the "Galilean invariance". The concept where an observer in a confined space in motion, has no idea they are going anywhere. This concept was later built on by Einstein, and expanded to the theory of relativity.
If, as a member of office society, you wake up every day and get on an elevator to do your job, you are a prime subject of the Galilean invariance. Once you step foot on the elevator, the doors close, and your world is moved without your knowledge. You "Think" you know that you are going up (or down) because that's what the little lights tell you. In truth, your reality is being shifted, changed, controlled by those leftist engineers who would have us all crammed into a contraption to manipulate our perspective of the universe.
As of march 2nd, I have officially giving up Elevators.
So I ask all of you elevator riders out there to join me in a boycott. Take the stairs and move your own reality!
I've also gained 30 pounds since I came back from Iraq a year ago, and I figure 5ive flights of stairs thrice a day won't hurt any.
It's the Elevators.
Let me explain, It all starts with the "Galilean invariance". The concept where an observer in a confined space in motion, has no idea they are going anywhere. This concept was later built on by Einstein, and expanded to the theory of relativity.
If, as a member of office society, you wake up every day and get on an elevator to do your job, you are a prime subject of the Galilean invariance. Once you step foot on the elevator, the doors close, and your world is moved without your knowledge. You "Think" you know that you are going up (or down) because that's what the little lights tell you. In truth, your reality is being shifted, changed, controlled by those leftist engineers who would have us all crammed into a contraption to manipulate our perspective of the universe.
As of march 2nd, I have officially giving up Elevators.
So I ask all of you elevator riders out there to join me in a boycott. Take the stairs and move your own reality!
I've also gained 30 pounds since I came back from Iraq a year ago, and I figure 5ive flights of stairs thrice a day won't hurt any.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
DJV
It's been a year with out ya
http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18094673&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=15
http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18094673&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=15
Monday, March 03, 2008
Alligators, peacoks and sharks, oh my!
Sea world was awesome. Military members (or those who were recently in the military) and their family can get in for free. Yeah! I like free. We never did make it to the waffle house, not enough time for all the other stuff we wanted to do. Besides, their waffles are no match for mine.
We caught every show at sea world, and made it through all of the attractions, and they were amazing! We had a soup and salad at the underwater shark restaurant, and for some reason, the sharks liked to stare at us. A little unnerving when trying to eat. Shamu was an awesome show, but i don't see why people think he's all that smart, considering he soaked half of the people in the "NO SOAK" zone, can't he read! (Just kidding, it was spectacular show!)
Thursday was at Universal studios. The 3D rides were awesome. My favourite was the Men In Black ride. The Mummy was cool too, except that my arm was mildly injured on the roller coaster.
Friday was spent hanging out with my Dad, Sarah, and my little brother. We went out to lunch then we headed for the beach. it was too windy and cloudy to work on the tan, so i played in the water for about an hour. I tested the "waterproof" capabilities of my camera, and it worked well.
Saturday morning was an early (7:30am) flight back home, uneventful. (Except for waiting in the ticketing line for 1.5 hours)
We caught every show at sea world, and made it through all of the attractions, and they were amazing! We had a soup and salad at the underwater shark restaurant, and for some reason, the sharks liked to stare at us. A little unnerving when trying to eat. Shamu was an awesome show, but i don't see why people think he's all that smart, considering he soaked half of the people in the "NO SOAK" zone, can't he read! (Just kidding, it was spectacular show!)
Thursday was at Universal studios. The 3D rides were awesome. My favourite was the Men In Black ride. The Mummy was cool too, except that my arm was mildly injured on the roller coaster.
Friday was spent hanging out with my Dad, Sarah, and my little brother. We went out to lunch then we headed for the beach. it was too windy and cloudy to work on the tan, so i played in the water for about an hour. I tested the "waterproof" capabilities of my camera, and it worked well.
Saturday morning was an early (7:30am) flight back home, uneventful. (Except for waiting in the ticketing line for 1.5 hours)
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