Systemic seed spitting

For some unknown reason i purchased a bag of sunflower seeds a few weeks ago. I haven't cracked a seed for almost year, not since my "Crowning Achievement" incident a while back (the tooth is the same one that i crack seeds with).

I've gone through 3 bags in less than 2 weeks, 1 BBQ flavored and 2 ranch. It's an addiction that mocks my caffeine habit. Or compliments it, maybe? I even dumped half a bag down my shirt (accidentally, of course) and spent the whole day with ranch flavored nipples.

Could be worse i reckon.