Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Systemic seed spitting

For some unknown reason i purchased a bag of sunflower seeds a few weeks ago. I haven't cracked a seed for almost year, not since my "Crowning Achievement" incident a while back (the tooth is the same one that i crack seeds with).

I've gone through 3 bags in less than 2 weeks, 1 BBQ flavored and 2 ranch. It's an addiction that mocks my caffeine habit. Or compliments it, maybe? I even dumped half a bag down my shirt (accidentally, of course) and spent the whole day with ranch flavored nipples.

Could be worse i reckon.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Money

Apperently, JerryLoss.com is worth $876 dollars!

According to the folks at websiteoutlook.com i make $1.20 per day off ad revenue. I wish that were that case!

Lets try the math:

$1.20 * 365days = $438 per year

I've had it for 9 years, so $438 * 9years = $3,942!

Holy buckets I'm rich!

You all better start paying up :-)