Second Law of Jerry Dynamics: If i eat, i will digest.
Third Law of Jerry Dynamics. I poo, i plug, i plunger.
Fourth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Bacon is influential.
Fifth Law of Jerry Dynamics: I Google myself weekly.
Sixth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Itchy things get itched.
Seventh Law of Jerry Dynamics: Paperclips are good at cleaning out ears.
Eighth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Respect the Norris.
Ninth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Money is no good unless you spend it.
Tenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Coffee is more important than friends.
Eleventh Law of Jerry Dynamics: I like gadgets.
Twelfth Law of Jerry Dynamics: I base my leadership style on Captain Picard.
Thirteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: I do one situp per day, every morning when i get out of bed.
Fourteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: I take things apart.
Fifteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: It's "duck, duck, grey duck".
Sixteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Leftover Pizza is amazing.
Seventeenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Jeremiah Johnson, BEST MOVIE EVER.
Eighteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Never Forget, Never Surrender.
Nineteenth Law of Jerry Dynamics: If there is no blood at the end of the ride, then the ride isn't over.
Twentieth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Plungers are amazing.
Twenty-First Law of Jerry Dynamics: Watch your top knot
Twenty-Second Law of Jerry Dynamics: Raging high-and-tights motivate my laughter muscle.
Twenty-Third Law of Jerry Dynamics: 8 Grand Biscuits, 2 boxes of Mac and Cheese with Tuna fish and peas, is a normal supper.
Twenty-Fourth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Crop dusting is an art.
Twenty-Fifth Law of Jerry Dynamics: I never really get full, just sick of chewing.
Twenty-Sixth Law of Jerry Dynamics: My eyebrows get a high-and-tight twice as often as my head.
Twenty-Seventh Law of Jerry Dynamics: I generally don't like people the first time i meet them. If your reading this, that means your at least "Tolerable" now.
Twenty-Eighth law of Jerry Dynamics: STFU and RTFM will answer 80% of the questions i am asked. The other 20% I probably don't know, so LMGTFY.
Twenty-Ninth law of Jerry Dynamics: Bathrooms without plungers are bad luck.
Thirtieth Law of Jerry Dynamics: Every good idea starts with a #2.
